Meet your friendly neighborhood child molester. He’s obsessed with Pokeman, Mario Bros., Transformers, Leggos, My Little Pony & anything “kid”…including your kid. He has every game console known to man & only one remote or each. He has no friends. Unless you count his winky, which looks awesomely stellar in your iridescent, nylon panty. His Pikachu necklace falls perfectly in his cleavage, though your triple ‘F’ sized bra leaves plenty of room for growth. When the hormones kick in, it’ll be all good. By the way, he never misses the nightly news & is grateful for closed captioning since, ofcourse, he’s deaf. And your neighbor. Don’t forget…he’s your neighbor.
(Thnx bringtheruckuss)
